
Oh, dear. To lose one cabinet minister, Mr. Cowen, may be regarded as a misfortune, but to lose
six looks rather more like carelessness.
[Biffo, our Esteemed Leader with an approval rating slightly below that of syphilis, called for a vote of confidence to pre-empt any leadership oustings ahead of the upcoming election. Then, after winning it (the confidence motion, that is, not election, LOL NO), five senior ministers resigned and declared their intentions not to contest the election.
Not including Hanafin, who voted against him in the confidence motion but is staying as minister because, it seems, she trusts him to run the country but not the party. WTF. Anyway, then, apparently, Biffo wanted a full
bedside table cabinet reshuffle but Gormley (head of the Green Party, FF's coalition partners) was, like, suck it bitch, we'll cock block you in everything except getting the budget passed,
which makes no sense whatsoever (smile and spread 'em, or GO HOME). So Biffo has made Hanafin minister for enterprise ON TOP OF tourism, and the minister for agriculture is *also* minister for justice, and, I dunno, made the Dáil tea lady minister for health. No, wait, that was Mary Coughlan. Conor Lenihan I think just announced he was going to run for Fine Gael. Oh, and Vincent Browne made Dan Boyle cry. It was beautiful.
And that's what you missed on THE FIASCO THAT IS IRISH POLITICS]
To give a sense of the scale of the current political upset is difficult. The Irish Times is
suitably scathing, but the best indicator is probably the fact that these events are being described in language
last used when a man wanted for the murder of two people was found hiding in the Attorney General's kitchen.
On the other hand, election on 11th March, hurrah! It's a Friday, which gives a whole weekend for the results, and the recounts of the recounts of the recounts (ah, the single transferable vote, the joy that just keeps giving). Heads up, this journal may be taking a decidedly political turn.
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